| George Osborne confirmed the launch of the UK’s first Future Sovereign Wealth Fund, tasked with ‘creating and sustaining a world-class Royal Baby Expert Industry for at least the next 21 bloody years’. £6million has been set aside for much-needed infrastructure projects, such as widening the pavements outside Kensington Palace and making sure all hotels near posh universities can handle bookings up to 2030.
A further £3million will provide broadband connections, a baby name app, and a copy of ‘What to expect when you’re expecting’ to all journalism apprentices promising to ‘churn out any old shit, as long as it’s about royal babies’...............................................Full Article: Source
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